Who is he?
Abdallah Mekky is a code sleuth, bug whisperer, and part-time alien stranded on Earth.
He reverse engineers reality the same way he debugs software — tracing patterns, breaking illusions, and occasionally fixing something on purpose.
He believes most systems — digital or human — make more sense once you see the bugs running them. Sometimes, the errors are the clearest signs of intention.
The Story
After years wandering between codebases and Cairo’s chaos, he started mapping the hidden architecture of existence — one stack trace at a time.
Somewhere between servers and starlight, he realized Earth itself runs on spaghetti code: beautiful, broken, and occasionally upgraded by accidents.
Now he documents the weird logic of this planet, observes its errors, and waits patiently for the next deployment — or extraction beam.
Between bytes, books, and black coffee, he hunts what most ignore: the invisible patterns humming beneath reality’s GUI.
Every glitch, every crash, every unexpected behavior? A clue. A signal. Maybe even a message from home. And sometimes, the universe is just running on legacy code.
Philosophy
Life’s a debug session.
Every bug you find teaches you more about the system — and yourself.
Curiosity is the only debugger that never runs out of memory.
Truth hides in stack traces, meaning hides in comments, and patterns often hide in the things people overlook.
Need help?
He gets a lot of messages (Unicorn life, you know?), so replies might take a couple of business days.
Appreciate your patience!
Get in touch?
Big thanks for dropping by! He’s not accepting new projects at the moment — but he’s flattered you thought of this alien.
Stay strange.